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A's
for arthritis;
B's
the bad back,
C's
the chest pains,
perhaps car-di-ac?
D
is for dental decay and
decline,
E
is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F
is for fissures and fluid retention,
G
is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H
high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;
I
for incisions with scars you can show.
J
is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K
is for knees that crack when they bend.
L
's for libido, what happened to sex?
M
is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N
is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O
is for osteo, bones that don't grow!
P
for prescriptions, I have quite a few,
just give me a pill
and I'll be good as new!
Qis
for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R
is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S
is for sleepless nights,
counting my fears,
T
is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!
U
is for urinary; troubles with flow;
V
for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.
W
for worry, now what's going 'round?
X
is for X ray, and what might be found.
Yfor
another year I'm left here behind,
Z
is for zest I still have-- in my mind!
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